Do y'all use Google Analytics? I do. I love it.
Yes, I admit that I'm a total creeper who likes to see how many page views and visitors I get each day.
A little while back, two of my favorite bloggers (
Jenni and
Rissy) posted about the keywords that people used to find their blogs. Keywords being words that someone types into a search engine that lead them to your blog. Their lists were quite hilarious and I finally got around to looking at mine. Y'all. I laughed for at least an hour. I kept saying to my husband, "Can you believe that someone typed that and it led to my blog?" Apparently he didn't really care. He just nodded and kept watching Criminal Minds. He didn't even crack a smile. #realpeople
So without further delay, here are the funniest/weirdest/creepiest keywords that led people to my blog:
1) "How to make your wife a stepford" - obviously this came from my
Stepford Wives post, but I am seriously ticked that some guy searched this. It better not have been you, husband.
2) "Granny panty game" - this one totally made me laugh! No, people, I don't wear granny panties, but we did have a game with them at my
lingerie shower!
3) "I hope that I know your husband" - oh really, do you? Well, I kinda hope that you don't know my husband. #yousoundlikeahooker #kthanksbye
4) "Bad wife best huge" - .......huh??
5) "Dear husband, how are you feeling" - he is feeling fine. Thanks. I think.
6) "Grannie pantie cake" - again with the granny panties??? Dang, I didn't realize that they were so in demand. Want your blog to get famous? Blog about granny panties people. (Please spell it right, though!)
7) "I don't cook or clean" - hey now, I take offense to this. I certainly do clean. I just don't cook. Rude.
8) "Megan from across the pond" and "Michaela Noelle" - I'm not lying, y'all. People really googled these blog celebrities and somehow ended up on my blog. I love having famous friends. : )
9) "My husband is out of the closet" - I have no words for this one. My husband is hetero. Promise.
10) "These are my crayons, there are other crayons, but these are mine" - no. clue. Maybe when Peas & Crayons
guest posted for me on the These Three Things series? This person needs to learn to share.
If y'all have Google Analytics, I highly encourage y'all to check out your keywords. SO FUNNY. If y'all don't, add it. Duh.
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My niece feeding her horse. Don't all horses eat apples and chocolate?
Love, love!!
PS: Wanna know who is doing
my series tomorrow? Hint: I think she has a very bright future and I wish her a beautiful wedding! : ) Tell me who y'all think it is in the comments. Ten points to whoever gets it right!
