Friday, December 17, 2010

Oh Momma

My mom has been trying to pick out a certain present for my hubby tonight. We live in different towns, thus she has had to call me about seven billion times tonight. Ok, maybe not seven billion, but close, I promise. Anyway, during approximately the tenth call, my mom said, "People just don't have any Christmas spirit anymore." She then proceeded to tell me this story:

Mom - "I was in line to checkout at (store) and I turned around to look at some magazines and this one lady just moved my buggy out of the way and cut in front of me in line! She starte
d shouting at her husband because he was in line a few rows down, and then he came on over and cut in front of me, too! I almost opened my mouth to say something, but then I started thinking that it was Christmas and what did it really matter if one more person was in front of me in line. So I just kept my mouth shut and waited. I even felt sorry for them because they obviously didn't have the Christmas spirit. We kept waiting and a checkout opened up next to us and the lady told me to come on over to check out. So, I went ahead and checked out and paid for everything and I was thinking that God had rewarded me because I hadn't been mean to those people who cut in front of me. They were still waiting in the other line." (here she paused for a minute...I thought the story was over; it wasn't.)

She then said, "And even though I was full of the Christmas spirit, I might have accidentally circled my buggy around towards them and waved my receipt in the air a few times, just so that they knew I checked out first."
pic from here

Hahahahaha, oh dear mother!! I can always count on her to make me laugh! I just wanted to share! Seriously though, I hope that all you loves have a heart full of Christmas spirit!! Remember the real reason for the season!!


13 comments:

Katelyn said...

This is hilarious! I needed a good laugh this morning :)

Kim said...

I can just picture that, good for your mom! :-) Such a cute blog, wish I had thought to document our newlywed lives in such a way (we've been married a little over a year now).

Brittany @ Boots and Pearls said...

Haha. Aw. This made me laugh!

Jenna said...

HAHAHAHA! It's official. That totally just made my night. You have an ADORABLE lil blog here. And you and your hubby are SO CUTE. I do heart people in love, and you two so clearly are!! Lucky ones...then again, you have a heart for the Lord and he had you find each other...yay! What a blessing! I hope you have a very wonderful Christmas, darling. Can't wait to see more. :)

xo,
Jenna

Nicole said...

Oh my gosh, this just made my morning! Your mother sounds so hilarious!

{av} said...

This cracked me up--but it also did a good job of keeping me in check with the holiday craziness! The reason for the season is so important :) much love dear, {av}

Amy said...

Your mother is quite hysterical! Reminds me of something my Momma would do! I can hear her now, "some people are just so inconsiderate!" Great story and so glad your mother is such a sweetheart!

Michaela said...

Too funny! I agree-- remember the real reason for the season. Thanks for the reminder (:

Brooke said...

HAH! That's so funny, I'm glad she didn't say anything - she seems so sweet!

Tatiana said...

That's too funny! It's hard to remember the real reason for the season a lot of times...

Ally said...

Oh this made me laugh!!! I can just picture it now!

Meredith! said...

hahah that is hilarious! I wish there was more Christmas Spirit! Its such a wonderful holiday! =))

Gail said...

I like your mom's spunk! Ha!